akisenpais:

woman? is that meant to insult me?

LIST OF FAVOURITE ANIMATIONS:
Tarzan (1999)

I’ll be the best ape ever!





psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’


puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”


mystiquemonique:

Pure genius




queenrhaenyra:

→ The Lion King + lionesses




butt-berry:

Me in the club

butt-berry:

Me in the club


onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel


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